Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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