so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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