Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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