I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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