I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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