hotel room ftw
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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