Where did you get a picture of my penis
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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