I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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