we're blogging at a bar
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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