if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I want a musical about memes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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