You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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