Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Girls should come with a carfax report
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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