No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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