How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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