she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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