he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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