Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I would ride that face into the sunset
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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