was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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