I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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