it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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