U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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