Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
