dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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