It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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