Me. At least after what I've been through.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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