Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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