she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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