sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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