She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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