sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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