Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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