Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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