last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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