Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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