just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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