yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
