I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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