you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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