I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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