i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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