Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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