My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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