a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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