How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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