How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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