if i died would you start the facebook group?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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