i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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