you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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