So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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