So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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