Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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