She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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