NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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