Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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