so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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